Friday, July 30, 2010

Why do you suck, Conditioner?

Wow, it's been a while since I've ranted about something on here!

Here's the one that's been bothering me lately: shampoo and conditioner. I know, I know, who cares. But riddle me this: why is it that all bottles of shampoo are bigger than their conditioner counterparts?

Seriously!

My conditioner right now? 13 oz. My shampoo? 17 oz.

I HATE THAT I ALWAYS RUN OUT OF CONDITIONER FIRST.

They'd say - well, you're supposed to use less conditioner than shampoo - well I don't. I have long, straight, fine hair, and if I don't use enough conditioner, it's a big hot mess. So I try to balance it out by using more shampoo than I need, and conserving on the conditioner, but no matter how hard I try, I'm always out of conditioner first.

Bastards.

Yes, this is the shit that goes through my mind.

I obviously need help. ;-)