Monday, May 12, 2008

Here's a hint.

Hi, sweetie?

It's one thing to announce a divorce a week and a half before your close friends' wedding. It's worse when you're doing the bride's hair, and your soon-to-be-ex-husband is the best man. But life is messy, and sometimes the timing is off, so we'll let that one go.

But it is unforgivably rude to show up nearly two hours late to do the bride's hair on her WEDDING DAY. It is tasteless to latch onto the single guy at your table and make it your first date together. It is even less classy to be easily discovered making out with said single guy approximately 30 minutes before the best man's speech.

You should have checked your so-called pride and ego at the door. This day was not about you, and you wasted precious moments of your friends' wedding day drawing the attention away from them and towards your need for drama. Their wedding? Not the time, or the place. Grow up, suck it up for a few hours, and pout about it later when no one else has to see it.

2 comments:

Sarah said...

That is horrific!

ps I can't believe you have friends who are getting divorced already.

pps The story reminds me of our senior prom where Argyle made out with Vivian right in front of Jen (I think was her name?) right after they broke up. Did you see that drama? Hah. Just shows how high school that woman is.

Alexa said...

whoa whoa whoa what?!?!

that is beyond disgusting and classless!